Swish and dish, baby. Don’t just take it to the house, dine out at Dish in Red Bank. Double pump to double the deals during the week. Drop dimes elsewhere. Drop nickels here.
Put a little post on your toast and get the most out of Dish, self proclaimed “a restaurant.” Their identity is clear, and their deals are even clearer.
Hey, at least they’re not serving wool of bat and tongue of dog. Check it outt
Numbered mugs line the bar (anyone know why?) and a sweet smell of an Italian grandmother’s kitchen fills the dining room. Basil T’s is an interesting mut — part brewery, part Italian restaurant. Since I am part German, part Italian, I fit in just fine.
Regardless of your ethnicity, Basil T’s does not discriminate. So bring your Chinese friend, treat him to a home brew and some antipasto.
New Corner Pizza, an old school place. Simple, easy. Delicious pizza and yummy pasta. I have spent many afternoons dining in and enjoying this pizza palace. But if it’s pasta you want, a lot of it you’ll get.
…seafood and sushi bar. This isn’t your grandfather’s steakhouse. Self proclaimed as “fun & fabulous,” Danny’s is poised to make your dining experience more exciting than your 10oz porterhouse. (That is really exciting).
With more deals than you can shake a steak at, you may be able to reach the stratospheric heights of fabulosity, a state of fun few mortals reach (I have).
I might be exaggerating a bit, but 1/2 priced wines by the glass will get you drunk.
In terms of deals, Brannigan’s is the ‘man’-igans. I look at menu, cheap food. I look at the drink deals, cheap beer. “Man, everything’s so cheap here!”
“Shh kid,” retorts the bartender. “Don’t say cheap when the owner’s around.”
“I mean everything’s so inexpensive and a terribly good value.” (I listened for a minute in my marketing class, just a minute).
What I didn’t need to learn in class is that $1 Drafts on Thursday is a slammin’ good deal. Dare I say cheap. So take the time, look at the stats, the deal doctor has a star on its hands. Play ball
The place is also “wifi friendly.” So every day is bring your computer to the bar day.
Try not to be mesmerized by the freshly coated purple paint, the 20 or so Vizio flatscreen televisions raided from Costco, and the blaring Beyonce, produced on used speakers bought from uncle earl’s electronics ebay emporium. The “Fixx” is in ladies and gentlemen, this new iteration of fun on the red bank scene is nothing more than a slightly older Chubby’s with a new shirt and the same pre-teen tude.
Whatever
I was an asshole sometimes to my parents in high school, but then I eventually grew out of it. So what Fixx lacks in aesthetics or class it makes up with its deals. So give this kid a break. Forgive him for his growing pains and ugly years. We can all be Brad Pitt someday and providing bountiful deals is one damn good way to start.
Meet your fellow Red Bank Postman, chat up a baseball aficionado, try a surprisingly delicious cheddar burger. Do yourself a favor, book a vacation and travel The Globe. Being cultured has never been so easy.
Others may be in the red these days, but this place is trying to help put you in the black. Not necessarily the most inexpensive place around though, Red still manages to get your business by offering weekly specials, an upbeat, upstairs bar featuring live music, pitchers of sangria for $10, and a congenial staff exploring both stories of this corner restaurant. If you’re looking to escape to a television, find the first floor bar in the back or relax by the window one evening. Stay a while
IF YOU HAVE A MOM OR SOMEONE WHO LIKES COUPONS, go to Zebu.
My mom is a coupon sniper, eyeing down the best coupons around. The coupons and I are so close, Valpak is actually a first cousin of mine. Valpak and Zordon…cousins.
Enough about my lineage. It’s easy. Get a mom, hunt down those coupons, and make a deal.
Get sloshed and fat in Zebu’s stylish abode. This entry is for my mom (Mom, I’m not saying you’re fat, I mean that I’m very grateful).