I was bummed to hear that they had no deals, but when a burger costs about $7 and is bigger than our national debt, maybe having a lot of deals isn’t that necessary. With a floor covered in peanut shells, horny sea captain wisdom lining the walls, and Andies candies for you upon your exit, the ambiance makes up for the lack of deals.
Hey! What am I saying, I’m the Deal Dr.! You can always have deals.
P.S. Be careful of the steak fries, they are hotter than Megan Fox…in a bubble bath…with no bubbles.