Try not to be mesmerized by the freshly coated purple paint, the 20 or so Vizio flatscreen televisions raided from Costco, and the blaring Beyonce, produced on used speakers bought from uncle earl’s electronics ebay emporium. The “Fixx” is in ladies and gentlemen, this new iteration of fun on the red bank scene is nothing more than a slightly older Chubby’s with a new shirt and the same pre-teen tude.
Whatever
I was an asshole sometimes to my parents in high school, but then I eventually grew out of it. So what Fixx lacks in aesthetics or class it makes up with its deals. So give this kid a break. Forgive him for his growing pains and ugly years. We can all be Brad Pitt someday and providing bountiful deals is one damn good way to start.
DEALS:
Happy Hour, Thursday & Friday, 5:00PM-9:00PM
Drinks during Happy, $3 imports, $2 domestic drafts
Monday: $2 Budlight Drafts ALL NIGHT. Tap your inner college, beer pong all night, $30 per team. Each team member gets 2 free drinks.
Tuesday: Bartender said there were so many deals, he couldn’t get into it. I’ll hound him next time.
Wednesday: KARAOKE! and $2.50 Miller Lite Bottles
Thursday: $2 Budlight Drafts
Friday: $2 off Martinis (about $8)
Thursday, Friday, Saturday Nights = Ladies Night! All drinks for the ladies $2 off
Sunday: $4 Coronas
Tags: beer pong, cheap beer, karoke, ladies night, martinis